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chrispinemastree:

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

#you have provided great suction upon my genitals m’lady

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nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker)

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shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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Posted 1 day ago

tapdancers:

afuckinglesbian:

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

(Source: hotanimegirl)

Posted 3 days ago

PPS. CALL ME.

Posted 3 days ago

Ps Sorry Savannah for all the TVD spam.