Posted 14 hours ago

In school they teach you
how to multiply 9x8
make you read Macbeth
and have you memorize the first 10 amendments to the constitution.

But they don’t teach you how to
stop loving someone who has
stopped loving you
or how to deal with losing
a friend to an unsaid goodbye
and a relative to a cancer that ate
away their brain.

At home I learned from my father that
alcohol can make as many problems
as it solves
but damn does it feel good
to let my throat burn instead of my heart
and to tune out the problems in my head
that I just couldn’t solve.

Because life isn’t 9x8 
and it isn’t the way authors describe
their characters in a story.

It’s those nights you lay awake
missing someone
wishing things could be different
and it’s the next day when you realize they can’t
and then it’s how you pick yourself up
after being down for so long.

I taught myself that.

Posted 16 hours ago

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

Posted 18 hours ago

recentgooglesearches:

i am an adult oh god make it stop

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Posted 5 days ago

subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

Posted 5 days ago
Many women, I think, resist feminism because it is an agony to be fully conscious of the brutal misogyny which permeates culture, society, and all personal relationships.
Andrea Dworkin, Our Blood: Prophecies and Discourses on Sexual Politics (via staininyourbrain)

(Source: michaelderr)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  2. 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  3. 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
Posted 1 week ago

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot)