Posted 14 hours ago

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

(Source: wdbj7.com)

Posted 1 day ago
I avoid looking down at my body, not so much because it’s shameful or immodest but because I don’t want to see it.
I don’t want to see something that determines me so completely.
Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale (via curseofthetimelords)
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

Posted 3 days ago

mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

Posted 4 days ago

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)

Posted 4 days ago

When someone asks if I want liquor or beer at a pregame

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Posted 4 days ago

smoakandswan:

felicity smoak is the only woman for oliver queen

image

Posted 4 days ago

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

Posted 4 days ago

jqmie:

I wish I had a swimmer’s body

on top of mine